group therapy

Started by Norwegian, November 04, 2004, 19:34:20 pm

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Norwegian

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
"You all have obsessions," he observed.  

To the first mother, he said,
"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."  

He turned to the second Mom.
"You're obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom.
"You're obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."  

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers.
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
"Information does not kill you" - FZ

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Micke.K


Fishy

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Oor Wullie

Glasgow - 15/4/1992
London - 8/9/2004
London - 9/9/2004
Birmingham - 11/9/2004
Manchester - 12/9/2004
Glasgow - 14/9/2004
Glasgow - 3/10/2007
Newcastle - 5/10/2007
Sheffield - 6/10/2007
Dublin - 12/5/2011
Glasgow - 14/5/2011
Newcastle - 21/5/2011
Manchester - 22/5/2013
Glasgow - 30/5/2013

Micke.K

November 04, 2004, 20:47:44 pm #7 Last Edit: November 04, 2004, 20:47:52 pm by Micke.K
I just threw my coffee out... ::) :P :(






 lmao

Norwegian

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Laugh, well, nearly....

 lmao lmao lol :) :D :o :-/..........hope this is a joke :P
"Information does not kill you" - FZ

colinbrown69

so thats what gives it the same flavour no matter which one you get

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