CSA Claims

Started by Bez, April 28, 2004, 17:49:23 pm

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Bez

The following are all replies that British women have put on Child      
    Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These
    are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, It    
    takes the prize.                                                        
                                                                            
                                                                            
    1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was        
    fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
    child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.        
                                                                            
                                                                            
    2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was    
    being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can  
    provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party  
    if this helps.                                                          
                                                                            
                                                                            
    3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was      
    conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex    
    with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good    
    that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send
    me his phone number? Thanks.                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
    4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a  
    BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.  
    Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if    
    he's had it replaced.                                                  
                                                                            
                                                                            
    5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the    
    Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is  
    Christ risen again.                                                    
                                                                            
                                                                            
    6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to
    do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
    for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right
    by the country. Please advise.                                          
                                                                            
                                                                            
    7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look  
    the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.        
                                                                            
                                                                            
    8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him,  
    can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?                          
                                                                            
                                                                            
    9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro      
    Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.                          
                                                                            
                                                                            
    10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember  
    for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the        
    evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to
    the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.  
                                                                            
                                                                            
    11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all  
    when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.  
RC1.1 abd g/n 11/0/bcd/tG PeW/- ~600 x 0 61%

Gandalf

Madmen fed on fear and lies - to beat and burn and - kill

maria

i like number two - classy.

Sean

Quotei like number two - classy.

As is No. 11.   lmao lmao lmao