Another joke.

Started by Breesey, June 23, 2005, 21:06:08 pm

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Breesey

Yesterday was Dave's 40th birthday and he wasn't feeling too good about it.
He went down to breakfast knowing his wife would be pleasant, say "Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for him.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone wish Happy Birthday.

He thought "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember." The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when he left for the office, Dave was feeling rather low and pissed off.
As he walked into his office, his secretary, Janet, said "Good morning, Dave, Happy
Birthday" and he felt a little better that someone had remembered.

He worked until noon, when Janet knocked on the door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and
me."

Dave said, "That's the best thing I've heard all day, let's go!"
They went to lunch.

They didn't go where they normally went; instead they went out to a nice, secluded little
place. They had two glasses of wine each and enjoyed lunch tremendously!

On the way back to the office, Janet said "You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
Dave said, "No, I suppose not."

Janet said, "Let's go back to my place."

After arriving at her flat she said, "Dave, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something a bit more comfortable!"

"Sure!" Dave excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after about five minutes, came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by Dave's wife, children, and dozens of
his friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

















Dave just sat there ----













on the sofa ----






















naked.
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roadcrew

Very funny, mate........smiles at the thought......
I aim to grow old, bald, and fat gracefully

mickpaz2112

Some people say they've seen angels,
I've seen United,
That's enough.