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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2004, 20:48:49 PM »
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Yes it was, 4 for a ha'penny.

I eagerly await the post from Craig Bayfield asking what a ha'penny is! ;D


Me too.

And also we can get Jon to explain the difference between a BJ and a Fruit Salad to Craig ;)



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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2004, 20:49:35 PM »
I dont understand where all the laughter is coming from, these are serious points I am trying to make!

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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2004, 21:04:10 PM »
Sorry Gezza, did not mean to ignore your last message by th way.
Can i explain he difference between a BJ and a Fruit salad?
Not easily, as i was put off BJ's after one disastrous episode, when I didnt hear the teacher coming, and accidentally swallowed too hard when he grabbed me by the scruff of the neck. Have never tried one again.

Fruit salad was never on the menu, however a tossed salad..............
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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #33 on: January 29, 2004, 21:06:54 PM »
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I dont understand where all the laughter is coming from, these are serious points I am trying to make!

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you've taken it too far now mate.
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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2004, 21:16:28 PM »
never tried one im afraid, but i have been known to suck on a Fisherman's Friend now and again.
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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #35 on: January 29, 2004, 21:26:15 PM »
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never tried one im afraid, but i have been known to suck on a Fisherman's Friend now and again.


and how does the fisherman feel about this ?
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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #36 on: January 29, 2004, 21:40:17 PM »
He's too busy getting a BJ out of a carp!
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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #37 on: January 29, 2004, 21:51:07 PM »
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He's too busy getting a BJ out of a carp!


nah you're wrong there mate carp only suck on Fruit Salad.
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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #38 on: January 29, 2004, 21:58:04 PM »
What about gobstoppers?  ;D


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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #39 on: January 29, 2004, 21:58:20 PM »
Surely this topic must have passed its sell by date by now, and I am mostly to blame! :-[
Its been one of those days, needed a giggle.
Apologies to anyone offended. The moderators must be asleep.
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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #40 on: January 29, 2004, 22:00:20 PM »
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Surely this topic must have passed its sell by date by now, and I am mostly to blame! :-[
Its been one of those days, needed a giggle.
Apologies to anyone offended. The moderators must be asleep.


See ya in the basement Jon  ;D



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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #41 on: January 29, 2004, 22:08:31 PM »
Is that an offer or a threat!?!?!?!

What is the basement and how do i get there? Is it where all the naughty boys are sent after ridiculous bouts of double entendres?  

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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2004, 04:09:53 AM »
In a nutshell, yes. ;D

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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #43 on: January 30, 2004, 04:13:54 AM »
fruit salads for me, good flavour. 8)
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Re: Black Jacks or Fruit Salad
« Reply #44 on: January 30, 2004, 14:28:57 PM »
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lmao lmao lmao

Have you ever thought about a career in comedy Jon ? ;D



Teehee, wearing THAT jumper, I think Jon's already started his comedy career... :D
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